[uug] Elections

[Adam Findley]

On Sun, Apr 12, 2009 at 9:45 AM, Matthew Gardner <draifen at gmail.com> wrote:
> Blah blah blah blah
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Now Matt, you seem like a nice guy and you may be the next secretary,
so I'm gonna be polite here.

Why would we want to vote for vice president? This may be the worst
idea that has come up in the history of the UUG.  Allow me to explain.

In the historic words of Yoda: "Always two there are: a master, and an
apprentice."  An apprentice is *not* just some guy who might do a good
job.  He is the one who has be humiliated in a crushing defeat.  Only
once they have learned true humility are they ready to take the honors
of Vice Presidency.  Take the show "The Apprentice".  It's not until
they have been humiliated by Donald Trump on national television are
they given the most privileged title of Apprentice.

Let us do our due justice to our future president and let him have the
honor of disgracing his opponents.

Adam